"it" just moved
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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