You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
