i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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