I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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