i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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