She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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