Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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