Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Damn victory sex feels great
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