My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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