How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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