I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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