Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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