yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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