alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
My ass is underappreciated
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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