do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ketchup is God's man juice
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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