absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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