He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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