Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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