my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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