butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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