White coat. Heels.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I supernannyed him into submission
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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