the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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