got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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