worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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