curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
