Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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