nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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