i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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