He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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