How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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