Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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