the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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