and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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