omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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