# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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