'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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