So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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