That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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