Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
