omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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