i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I feel great
I just peed on a car
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
If its not for food we ain't going out.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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