btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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