Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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