No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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