Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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