More tranny stories later!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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