If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
