do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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