just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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