It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
you had me at cake vodka
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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