He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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