so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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